Through History, People Look For

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

I Always Feel Like There Is Some Dude Out There With Money That I Could Fall Back On If I Needed To.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

When Push Comes To Shove, It Ain't The Science That's Going To Lift You Up-it's The Belief, The Spiritual Side Of Life, That's Going To Lift You Up, No Matter What Religion You Are.