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Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

If The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms Insists Upon A Firefight, Give Them A Firefight. Just Remember, They're Wearing Flak Jackets And You're Better Off Shooting For The Head.

You Can't Kill Ideas. But You Can Sure Shoot The People Who Hold Them

Take, For Example, The African Jungle, The Home Of The Cheetah. On Whom Does The Cheetah Prey? The Old, The Sick, The Wounded, The Weak, The Very Young, But Never The Strong. Lesson: If You Would Not Be Prey, You Had Better Be Strong.