Thoughts Have No Sex.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

Nature Abhors A Vacuum, Even In The Heads Of Statesmen.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

I Was Wondering Today What The Religion Of The Country Is - And All I Could Come Up With Is Sex.

A Man Has Only One Escape From His Old Self: To See A Different Self In The Mirror Of Some Woman's Eyes.