Though You May Be Last

The Soul Is Never Perfectly Secure From The Influence Of Passion; The Occasional Tranquility She Seems To Enjoy, Is Rather Relaxation Than Imperturbable Triumph.

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.

Most Men Will Go Farther To Give Advice Than To Follow Their Own Opinion.

Scientists Believe They May Have Discovered A Primitive Form Of Life On Jupiter's Moon Europa. That Primitive Form Of Life? You Guessed It, Frank Stallone.