Thou Shalt Not Horn In

We Live In A Society Of Laws. Why Do You Think I Took You To All Those Police Academy Movies? For Fun? Well, I Didn't Hear Anybody Laughing, Did You?

Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why Everybody Does Everything.

And Empty Words Are Evil.

I Too Shall Lie In The Dust When I Am Dead, But Now Let Me Win Noble Renown.

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