Thou Fail To Perceive Mineself!

I Hate Any Match That Isn't A Traditional Tag Team Match Or A Traditional Singles Match, Because Anything Can Happen. It's Truly One Of Those Deals Where It's All About Being In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Just Got The Crap Beat Outta Me!!!

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

Well John Cena's Like A Pinwheel, So You Can Go Ahead And Blow Me.

I Don't Doll Myself Up For Tv Because I Want People To Accept Me For Who I Am.