Those Whom We First Love

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

I've Got Some Of My Best Yarns From Park Benches, Lamp Posts And Newspaper Stands.

When I See A Shipwreck, I Like To Know What Caused The Disaster...i Learned Nothing But The Glow That Wrapped Her Face When The Soup Came. That's The Story.

No Friendship Is An Accident.

All Great Men Have Declared That They Owe Their Sucess To The Aid And Encouragement Of Some Brilliant Woman.