Those Who Said I'm Not

Part Of My Preparation Is I Go And Ask The Kit Man What Colour We're Wearing - If It's Red Top, White Shorts, White Socks Or Black Socks. Then I Lie In Bed The Night Before The Game And Visualise Myself Scoring Goals Or Doing Well.

Don't Call Me A Postmodern!

If You're Not Scoring The Frustrations Build Up.

When I Was About 16, I Got My Ball Taken Off Me By The Police For Playing In The Street - Which Is Pathetic Really.

Just To Confirm To All My Followers I Have Had A Hair Transplant. I Was Going Bald At 25 Why Not.