Those Who Have Never Had

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

Mr. Tennyson Has Said That More Things Are Wrought By Prayer Than This World Dreams Of, But He Wisely Refrains From Saying Whether They Are Good Or Bad Things.

Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs And Has A State Legislature.

Christ And The Church: If He Were To Apply For A Divorce On The Grounds Of Cruelty, Adultery And Desertion, He Would Probably Get One.

Women Can Stand A Beating Except When It Is With Their Own Weapons.