Those Pointless Equations, To Which

To Sally, Who Showed Me The Benefits Of The Sport Of Golf.

He's Pulling The Load Of An Ox And Walking On Eggshells.

Normally Seven Minutes Of Another Person's Company Was Enough To Give Her A Headache So She Set Things Up To Live As A Recluse. She Was Perfectly Content As Long As People Left Her In Peace. Unfortunately Society Was Not Very Smart Or Understanding.

Don't Exaggerate. Just Give Your Natural Bitchy Selves Full Rein

I Have Been Threatened Occasionally. But That Happens To Everybody Who Is Writing This Kind Of Things. Threats Will Come Without Fail. It Might Happen To The Most 'innocent' Texts. If It Gets Too Much We Call The Police.