Those Of You Who Are

Boys Are Cute, But Food Is Cuter

Dance With The Sufis, Celebrate Your Top Ten In The Charts Of Pain.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

Men Have Periods Too, They Just Don't Bleed.

I'm Not Somebody That Gets Played A Lot At Parties And Weddings. I Mean, You Know, You Mention My Name And You Get An Eye Roll, Until, Of Course, You're Jumping Off A Bridge.