This Town Needs An Enema!

I Am A Person Who Is Trained To Look Other People In The Eye. But I Can't Look Into The Eyes Of Everyone Who Wants To Look Into Mine; I Can't Emotionally Cope With That Kind Of Volume. Sunglasses Are Part Of My Armor.

There's No Point Dwelling On What Might Or Could Have Been. You Just Have To Go Forward.

I Learned A Long Time Ago In Hollywood That The Only Person I Should Vote For Is Myself.

Everybody's Old Enough For A Beer, Ain't That Right, Mule?

I've Always Had An Urge To Feed My Need To Have Fun And Feel Free. I Don't See Any Interesting Alternatives.