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In Ancient Times They Sacrificed The Virgins. Men Were Not About To Sacrifice The Sluts!

This Is A Ridiculous Heat Wave We're In Right Now, And To Contribute, Newt Gingrich Said That For The Entire Month Of June, He Will Stop Blowing Hot Air.

When Those Myths Were Created, When The Bible Was Written, Man Didn't Know What An Atom Or A Germ Was, Or Where The Sun Went At Night, Or Why The Women Got Pregnant. [laughs.] They Needed Stories To Answer The Questions.

More Astronauts Have Been To The Moon Than Farmers Who Paid The Inheritance Tax In 2013.

Donald Trump Announced He Got His Own Segment Every Monday Morning On Fox News. Just What Fox News Needs - Another Blonde Airhead.