This Music Won't Do. There's

We Want A Story That Starts Out With An Earthquake And Works Its Way Up To A Climax.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

Ill Give You A Definite Maybe.

Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.