This Looks Like A Job

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And A Hard-boiled Egg!

Knowing That You Are Going To Die Is, I Suspect, The Beginning Of Wisdom.

Shoes, Men, Coffins; Never Accept The First One You See.

Taxation, Gentlemen, Is Very Much Like Dairy Farming. The Task Is To Extract The Maximum Amount Of Milk With The Minimum Amount Of Moo.

When I Was A Child, I Spake As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child: But When I Became A Man I Put Away Childish Things Because. Wow, Then I Could Afford Much *better* Childish Things!