This Is What It's All

Sir Alec Douglas-home, When He Was British Foreign Secretary, Said He Received The Following Telegram From An Irate Citizen: "to Hell With You. Offensive Letter Follows."

Never Put The Story In The Lead. Let 'em Have A Hot Shot Of Ambiguity Right Between The Eyes.

A Dependent Clause Is Like A Dependent Child: Incapable Of Standing On Its Own But Able To Cause A Lot Of Trouble.

Took Me A While To Get To The Point Today, But That Is Because I Did Not Know What The Point Was When I Started.

If America Cannot Win A War In A Week, It Begins Negotiating With Itself.