This Is The First Day

Looking Out Of The Window At The Infinite Sky, I Prayed Out, 'dear Baby Jesus, I Am Sorry For My Sin, Even Though I Do Not Know What They Are, Which Seems A Bit Unfair If It Is Going To Be Held Against Me. But That Is Your Way. And I Am Not Questioning Your Wisdomosity. In Future, However, Would It Be Possible For My Life To Be Not So Entirely Crap? Thank You.

Your Soul Shines Through Even If You Haven't Got Mascara On

I Could Have Quite Literally Snogged Until The Cows Came Home. And When They Came Home I Would Have Shouted, "what Have You Cows Come Home For? Can't You See I'm Snogging, You Stupid Herbivores???

I'm Not A Ice Cream, I'm A Human Being

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.