This Is Real, This Is

If You Fall In Love With Somebody, Then You're Not Even Worried About Your Bills. Love Can Take Your Mind Off Of Anything.

That There's No More Important Decision In Life Than Who You Marry.

When A Single Mom Goes Out On A Date With Somebody New. It Always Winds Up Feeling More Like A Job Interview.

Today She Met Me At The Door, Said I Would Have To Choose, If I Picked Up That Fishing Rod Today, She'd Be Packing All Her Things And She'd Be Gone By Noon....well I'm Gonna Miss Her When I Get Home Tonight.

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.