This Is Perfect For India

The Newest Ferrari Of Them All, The 458, The Italia. The Gt3 Was Good, But Nowhen Near As Good As This... Almost Nothing On Earth Is As Good As This... Set That Something I've Just Told, Involving Cameron Diaz... And Some Honey... Then It Comes That Even That Isn't As Good As This.

Like Every Big Organisation These Days, The Bbc Is Obsessed With The Wellbeing Of Those Who Set Foot On Its Premises. Studios Must Display Warning Notices If There Is Real Glass On The Set, And The Other Day I Was Presented With A Booklet Explaining How To Use A Door. I Am Not Kidding.

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

If The Scottish Want To Break Away, I Shall Stand On Hadrian's Wall With A Teary Handkerchief, And Say: 'good Riddance To The Lot Of You, And Take Your Stupid Bagpipes With You.'