This Is Earth. Isn't It

Barbie Is My Role Modle. She Might Not Do Anything, But She Looks Good Doing It.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

It Will Work. I Am A Marketing Genius.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or He Sweats.