Thinking That Other People Might

I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

I'm Not Here To Affect You Politically Or Socially. I'm Here To Make You Laugh. I Use The News As The Palette For My Jokes.

I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day. Its Called Going To Work.

You Know What I Hate About People Who Criticize You? They - They Criticize What You Say But They Never Give You Credit For How Loud You Say It.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.