Think I'll Win. Could Be

I Don't Know How Many People Run For Vice President And President And Lose Both.

I Had A Dream That I Would Be Here This Week, Receiving Something From The President, But I Thought It Would Be The Front Door Key.

I've Never Known A Lot Of Rich People. It's Not My Bag.

One Of My Most Often Repeated Quips Was The One I Made When Former Presidents Carter, Ford And Nixon Stood By Each Other At A White House Event. 'there They Are,' I Said. 'see No Evil, Hear No Evil, And . . . Evil.'

The Brooklyn Dodgers Had A No Hitter Last Night.