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I Love Sleep Because It Is Both Pleasant And Safe To Use. Pleasant Because One Is In The Best Possible Company And Safe Because Sleep Is The Consummate Protection Against The Unseemliness That Is The Invariable Consequence Of Being Awake. What You Don't Know Won't Hurt You. Sleep Is Death Without The Responsibility.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.

Children Do Not Really Need Money. After All, They Don't Have To Pay Rent Or Send Mailgrams.

Nothing Succeeds Like Address.

Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying.