Things Are Seldom What They

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

If You're Anxious To Shine In The High Aesthetic Line As A Man Of Culture Rare, You Must Get Up All The Germs Of The Transcendental Terms, And Plant Them Everywhere.

What Though I Cannot Meet My Bills? What Though I Suffer Toothache's Ills? What Though I Swallow Countless Pills?

Deerstalking Would Be A Very Fine Sport If Only The Deer Had Guns.

My Object All Sublime I Shall Achieve In Time- To Let The Punishment Fit The Crime- The Punishment Fit The Crime.