They're Saying Now That Rick

I'll Be 50 Years Old Tomorrow And That Means, Among Other Things, That Now Bob Dole Can Start Telling Jokes About Me.

It Was Announced That President Obama And His Wife, When They're Finished In Washington, Are Moving To New York City. The Guy Just Can't Get Enough Gridlock.

At The White House, They Caught Another Fence Jumper Earlier Today. It Was Obama Trying To Get Out.

I Hate Decaffeinated Coffee. It's Useless Brown Water.

There's Not A Man, Woman Or Child On The Face Of The Earth Who Doesn't Enjoy A Tasty Beverage.