They're A Damn Nuisance -

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.