They Started Something Here, And

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

As Soon As I Got Out There I Felt A Strange Relationship With The Pitcher's Mound. It Was As If I'd Been Born Out There. Pitching Just Felt Like The Most Natural Thing In The World. Striking Out Batters Was Easy.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery.

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.