They Don't Bother Too Much

I Was Always The Sexy Bass Player In The Background While Robin Stood Centre. Barry And I Played It Up A Bit, Gave 'em A Bit Of Thigh.

For A While, I'd Never Had The Opportunity To Prove On Tv That I Could Play The Piano.

I Was Always The One Left Behind. Out In The Streets, When They Saw Me They'd Say, That's Just One Of The Bee Gees.

They Don't Bother Too Much With The Balance And Things On Blues Records.

No One Knew Me Until I Met My Wife Lulu. Lulu's Mother Used To Ask, Which One Is Maurice? For Six Months She Thought Lulu Was Dating Barry.