They Do Tricks Even I

My Professional Life Has Been A Constant Record Of Disillusion, And Many Things That Seem Wonderful To Most Men Are The Every-day Commonplaces Of My Business.

To Cause The Face To Appear In A Mass Of Flame Make Use Of The Following: Mix Together Thoroughly Petroleum, Lard, Mutton Tallow And Quick Lime. Distill This Over A Charcoal Fire, And The Liquid Which Results Can Be Burned On The Face Without Harm.

The Secret Of Showmanship Consists Not Of What You Really Do, But What The Mystery-loving Public Thinks You Do.

Fire Has Always Been And, Seemingly, Will Always Remain, The Most Terrible Of The Elements.

The Sun Represents The Right Half Of The Body And The Moon The Left Half.