. . . They Confuse

I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's Orders.

Don't Think Of Death As An Ending. Think Of It As A Really Effective Way Of Cutting Down Your Expenses.

I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.

Money Is Better Than Poverty, If Only For Financial Reasons.

My Films Are A Form Of Psychoanalysis, Except That It Is I Who Am Paid, Which Changes Everything.