These Days, Tales Of What

He Hated It When Adults Told Him He Only Felt The Way He Did Because He Was Young. As If Being Young Was Like Being Insane Or Drunk, Like The Convictions He Held Were Hallucinations Caused By A Mental Illness That Could Only Be Cured By Waiting Five Years.

The Good News (for Writers) Is That This Means That Ebooks On Computers Are More Likely To Be An Enticement To Buy The Printed Book (which Is, After All, Cheap, Easily Had, And Easy To Use) Than A Substitute For It. You Can Probably Read Just Enough Of The Book Off The Screen To Realize You Want To Be Reading It On Paper.

Stories Are Propaganda, Virii That Slide Past Your Critical Immune System And Insert Themselves Directly Into Your Emotions.

I'd Never Been A Tall Guy, And The Girls I'd Dated Had All Been My Height--teenaged Girls Grow Faster Than Guys, Which Is A Cruel Trick Of Nature.

I Don't Know Anything About Press Conferences." "oh, Just Google It. I'm Sure Someone's Written An Article On Holding A Successful One. I Mean, If The President Can Manage It, I'm Sure You Can. He Looks Like He Can Barely Tie His Shoes Without Help.