There's Ten Stuffed Heads In

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.

If I Can't Get People To Commit Themselves On Whether Or Not There Is A Square Root Of Two, Then I Won't Touch On God Or Anything Here

I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them.

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Base Eight Is Just Like Base Ten Really, If You're Missing Two Fingers.