There's Somewhere You're Supposed To

I Did Air America For Two Reasons: To Be In A Movie With Mel Gibson And To Make A Bunch Of Money. And Then Underneath There Was The Hope That In Doing This Formulaic Thing I Would Be Launched Into A Whole New Realm Of Opportunity To Do A-list Movies. By The Time We Were Done, The Only Positive Thing Was Meeting Mel Gibson.

I Make Faces For Cash And Chicken.

A Lot Of My Peer Group Think I'm An Eccentric Bisexual, Like I May Even Have An Ammonia-filled Tentacle Somewhere On My Body. That's Okay.

If I Was A Lawyer, I'd Be My Own Best Client.

My Old Man Had A Philosophy: Peace Means Having A Bigger Stick Than The Other Guy.