There's So Much Pollution In

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.