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You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.

You Could Be The World's Greatest Orator And If You Don't Say Anything While Orating, They Are Going To Walk Out On You After A While.

An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You...what Can Happen Under Any Given Condition, And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's Too.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

The South Is Dry And Will Vote Dry. That Is, Everybody That Is Sober Enough To Stagger To The Polls Will.