There's One Thing I Never

Sometimes If You Get 'em Too Drunk They Don't Pay No Attention To What You're Doin' Anyways, So You Might As Well Just Do Old Songs. But If You Get One That's Paying Attention, Sometimes We'll Do Some New Material.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been A Friendly Divorce.

There's Been Periods Of Broadcasts In The Past Where You Could See All Ages Of Entertainers, Ranging From George Burns To Shirley Temple. That's Not The Condition Now.

It Makes My Wife Mad, You Know, She Wants Me To Stay Home All The Time. But Its What I've Done All My Life And I Think When I Quit Doing It I'll Probably Go Away Pretty Quick.

This Is America. We're Proud. We're Not Afraid Of A Bunch Of Terrorists. But This Government Is All About Terror Alerts And Scaring Us At Airports. We're Changing The Constitution Out Of Fear. We Spend All Our Time Looking Up Each Other's Dresses. Fear's The Only Issue The Republican Party Has. Vote For Them, Or The Terrorists Will Win. That's Not What Reagan Was About. I Hate To Think About Our Soldiers Over In Iraq Fighting For A Country That's Slipping Away.