There's Nothing Wrong With Sobriety

A Man Is What He Does With His Attention And Mine Is Not For Sale.

A Carbonated Wine Foisted Upon Americans (who Else Would Drink It?) By Winery Ad Agencies As A Way Of Getting Rid Of Inferior Champagne By Mixing It With Inferior Burgundy.

General Rules Have Been Legislated Into Being By Past Masters.

A University Is What A College Becomes When The Faculty Loses Interest In The Students.

At The Next Vacancy For God, If I Am Elected, I Shall Forgive Last The Delicately Wounded Who, Having Been Slugged No Harder Than Anyone Else, Never Got Up Again, Neither To Fight Back, Nor To Finger Their Jaws In Painful Admiration.