There's Nothing I Don't Love

In The Case Of Tori Spelling, There Were Two Apology Emails.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

In The Case Of 'the Housewives,' I Call The 'housewives' Sociology Of The Rich. I Think It's Just Fun To Watch. It's Guilt-free Gossiping That You Can Have. It's Like The Modern-day Soap Opera, In My Mind.

I Usually Do Drive-by Insults, And Keep Moving Until I Realize The Next Day How Horrible I Am.

Dreams Are Really Boring, But Every So Often I Threw In A Doozy.