There's Nothing American Tourists Like

I Live By Syllogisms: God Is Love. Love Is Blind. Stevie Wonder Is Blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder Is God. I Don't Know What I'd Believe In If It Wasn't For That.

The Cost Of Living Keeps Going Up, Although Death Is Surprisingly Affordable.

Opinions Are Like Demo Tapes. I Don't Want To Hear Yours

Take Away The Big Bang And What Has God Done? Burned A Bush And Got A Girl Pregnant. Great, He's A High School Junior.

I'm Getting Angry At Liberals.