There's No Present. There's Only

Does Killing Time Damage Eternity?

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

Mcdonald's Breakfast For Under A Dollar Is Actually More Expensive Than That. You Have To Factor In The Cost Of Bypass Surgery.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

I Think There's A Little More Attention To Human Needs Than To Property Rights. But I Don't Think Much Of Political Activism. It's So Shortsighted. Most People Are Interested In Their Own Personal Comfort. I've Said That About Environmentalists. I Think They Care About Bike Paths And Places To Park Their Volvos, Not The Planet As An Abstraction.