There's No Medical Term For

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

I Don't Create Controversies. They're There Long Before I Open My Mouth. I Just Bring Them To Your Attention.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.