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I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than All The Narcs In The Free World.

My Worst Song Is Stimulating Beyond Words. My Best Songs Are Downright Scary.

I Hunt Deer Because They Aren't Capable Of Higher Forms Of Thinking. All They Care About Is, 'what Am I Going To Eat Next, Who Am I Going To Screw Next, And Can I Run Fast Enough To Get Away'. They Are Very Much Like The French In That Way.

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.

Isn't My Music The Last Of The Real Rhythm And Blues? Isn't It Great? It's Because Of My Musicians, We Were Weaned On Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, All The Founding Fathers, The Gods Of Thunder, Who Invented The Foundation And The Pulse Of The Greatest Music In The World!