There's Always That One Person,

Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. You Can't Make Them All Yourself.

I Have This Bodyguard So If I Get Tired Of Signing Autographs I Ask Him To Step In. It's Hard Because People Get Angry At You, But I've Got A Life To Live Too.

I Tried Football And Got My Ass Beat. I Tried Baseball, And The Ball Knocked Out One Of My Teeth.

I've Been Working So Hard, I'm About To Have A Mariah Carey.

In Time We Grow Older, We Grow Wiser, We Grow Smarter, And We're Better. And I Feel Like I'm Becoming More Seasoned, Although I Don't Have My Salt-and-pepper Hair.