There's A Lot Of Money

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.

There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

Alright, Let's Admit It, We Jews Killed Christ - But It Was Only For Three Days.