There'll Be Plenty Of Time

A Mathematician Is Someone Who Can Take A Cup Of Coffee And Turn It Into A Theory.

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

Television Is Something The Russians Invented To Destroy American Education.

Mathematics Is Not Yet Ready For Such Problems.