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I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

Ancient Rome Declined Because It Had A Senate, Now What's Going To Happen To Us With Both A House And A Senate?

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.