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I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I'd Like To Think That I'm Not Just Making The Point That I'm An Atheist Over And Over, But That I Explore Different Facets Of Religion. There's No Way Of Bringing Up Religion Without Sounding Like An Asshole.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

I Think The Policies, For The Most Part, That [hillary Clinton] Will Put In Place Are Not Going To Make Positive Changes. There'll Be More Status Quo. She'll Certainly Be Good For Some Groups Of People. Whatever.

What Happened To Our Friendship? I Really Think It's Our Obligation As Friends To Be Brutally Honest And Be Frank With Them And Say, 'look, I'm Sorry, But Your Baby Is Fking Boring.'