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By Nature And Doctrines I Am Addicted To The Habit Of Discovering Choice Places Wherein To Feed.

Beauty Is Nature In Perfection; Circularity Is Its Chief Attribute. Behold The Full Moon, The Enchanting Golf Ball, The Domes Of Splendid Temples, The Huckleberry Pie, The Wedding Ring, The Circus Ring, The Ring For The Waiter, And The "round" Of Drinks.

Except In Streetcars One Should Never Be Unnecessarily Rude To A Lady.

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is Thrust Upon Us.