There Seems To Be More

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

Buddha, Much Like Everyone Else Has Good And Bad Days.

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.