There's Nothing Wrong With Stretching

What's The Worst That Can Happen? A Tidal Wave? Glaciers With Guns?

If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone Else Is Miserable.

I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

A Father Has To Be A Provider, A Teacher, A Role Model, But Most Importantly, A Distant Authority Figure Who Can Never Be Pleased. Otherwise, How Will Children Ever Understand The Concept Of God?

I Welcome Opposing Viewpoints, But I Should Warn You That You'll Be Facing Off Against The 2nd-place Finisher At The 1981 Charleston County High-school Debate Tournament. And Whatever Became Of That County Champ Who Argued In Favor Of Tractor Safety Modifications? Last Time I Checked, She Didn't Have Her Own Show.